Laughter Heals & Healers Laugh

The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed. TEE HEE

The Dead Rabbit

An animal lover was driving a country road when a jack rabbit hopped ont to the raod, and even while trying to miss the rabit, SPLAT.

He pulled over and looking down at the dead rabbit tears began to roll off his cheek. A paaserby pulled over and asked," Are you Ok? What's the matter?"
"I've killed the rabbit and I feel terrible."

"Don't worry," she said, "I can help." 

She went to her car, opened the trunk, pulled out a can and came and sprayed the dead rabbit.

The rabbit popped to life, hopped about 30 yards, stopped and waved haoped another 30 yards and waved again.

The man was amazed. "What's in that can?"

She handed him the can and read the label.

"Hair spray. restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

The graceful Bear

An agnostic was visitng the Grand Canyon in the spring admiring the beauty.

"What a marvelous work of nature and evolution," he spoke to himself.

What he did not know was a hibernating grizzly bear had awoken with a voracious appetite. The man turned to return to his car and saw the hungry bear charging from a 100 yards away. He suddenly looked to the sky and began a prayer "Oh lord, I know I have denied you my whole life please help me  now."

Thunder and lightening crossed the sky. A booming voice came down , sounding like Charlton Heston,, "You have denied me your whole life and in your time of need you want me to save you. I don't think so."

"Well, if not me, can you give the bear religion?"

The bear was 10 yards away, rose to its full height, over 10 feet, growled and suddenly. dropped to one knee, put his paws togethers and began, "Dear Lord, thank you for this meal I  am about to partake."