The Transformer Tribune

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It is a good time to do a mid-year Checking Inn.

Has your beliefs about Life been refined?

Added new skills and successes?

What are your friends or mentors saying about you?

Any new goals or demons been exorcized?

My Priority list is ever-changing. I still have Cleaning the House at a one-least important everything else is at least a 6 with Raleen’s surgery on Friday Excelling at Caregiving is a ten.

My book How to Own the Stage. Tops my Successes list and becoming the “de-Ummer’ of the network world is changing the way others present their speech.

I will be handling my demon taxes by looking at the finished form. Just looking.

And in the best of all worlds I am recreating myself as an artist with the help of Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain,

I wonder why they return our brains?

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100.'' he explained.''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500'' he explained. ''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''

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An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course and two aliens watched a solitary golfer in sheer amazement.

The golfer duffed his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the rough onto the fairway, sliced the next shot into the bushes.

He then took a putter to get it out and on to the fairway again.

Meanwhile, one alien told the other that he must be playing some sort of weird game and they continued to observe the golfer.

The golfer then skulled a shot into a bunker by the green.

He then took several shots to get out of the bunker and finally on to the green. He putted several times until he finally got into the hole. At this point, the other alien told his partner, "Wow, now he's really in serious trouble!"